Lovely Hand Balm from Lush: "Your hands take care of so much, it's time you took care of them. Our Lovely Hand Balm is made with fair trade organic aloe vera to nourish your skin, as well as hydrating squalane to lock in all that moisture. Lightly scented with everlasting flower absolute and ylang ylang for a non-greasy, floral finish. Who needs a bouquet of flowers when your hands smell like a garden?" $22 for 100g at Lush USA.
Super Leaves Hand Soap in Orange Leaves, from Attitude: "...natural hand soap effectively cleanses your hands while leaving them soft and hydrated, thanks to its formula containing moringa seeds extracts, recognized for their antipollution property. EWG VERIFIED™, hypoallergenic and dermatologist tested, our liquid hand soap is made with plant and mineral ingredients and is certified vegan and cruelty-free by PETA. You'll love its natural aroma reminiscent of orange and cardamom!" 473 ml for $7.95; the boxed 2L refill is $21.95, at Attitude Living.
From Italian brand L'Amande, Foam Bath in Liguria Citrus Fruits: "L'Amande Ligurian citrus shower gel, delicate for daily use by the whole family. Its formulation, particularly attentive to the well-being of the skin, is enriched with vitamin C which promotes the metabolism of collagen and with the organic essential oils of green mandarin, bitter orange, sweet orange and lemon with refreshing and anti-stress properties." $25 for 500 ml at Smallflower. (Also tempting: bath foam in Trentino Spruce and Swiss Pine.)
I can see this becoming a spring / summer staple: Fox in the Flowerbed Body Oil from Imaginary Authors. "Wearing this floral wonder will amplify the beauty in everything. It’s a versatile scent, doubling as a mood-lifter during the day and bringing an ethereal elegance to nights out. Don't be led astray by the name, there is nothing animalic or off-putting about this scent." $28, but the website doesn't seem to disclose the amount of product you receive — perhaps it's a bargain, perhaps not. Hat tip to somebody and my apologies for forgetting who told me, or commented about it, or ?
Or maybe just the daily laugh? "The Officine Universelle Buly presents its new invention: the Eau Gymnastique, a perfume for sports shoes. It has a surprising specificity. It provides shoes with a scent that everyone likes to find: the smell of newness. For both high-level athletes as for ordinary people, the stakes are high and the issue infinitely trivial: shoes equals sweating. Yet, the smelly feet induce a persistent nuisance on appearance and self-image." 500 ml for €70 at Officine Universelle Buly. Hat tip to Kevin!