Ever since kids had imaginations, visions of fart guns — or launchers, or catapults, or trebuchets — floated around their heads. [...] there’s just something enticing about the idea of an actual launcher, something that can fire that distinctive odor up your friend’s — or enemy’s — nostrils.
Well, friends, that day is now.
— WowWee will introduce the Fart Launcher this fall. Read more at WowWee’s Fart Launcher Lets You Fling Stink At Unsuspecting Foes at Fatherly.
A lemming for Caturday? No, they're not scented, but if you are needing to lie down with gel packs on your eyes might I recommend a little spritz of Tam Dao first? Or maybe a light layer of Ancient Resins? Anyway, "Our unique gel eye masks are purr-fect for catnaps. Use the two individual little kitty faces heated or frozen to relieve tired and puffy eyes. They'll help you look refreshed and ready to seize the day". $3.99 at World Market.
The soap you'll eventually have to take seriously: Andy's 15 Minutes of Foam. Lavender and chamomile scent, 56g (that's a guest size) for $3.95 at Unemployed Philosophers Guild.
The 4 minute spot for Lume, a natural deodorant "for Pits and Private Parts". Warning: general silliness, plenty of double entendre plus fart talk. If you want to buy it, it's here.
KFC is at it again. "Imbued with the unmistakable, mouth-watering aroma of Colonel Sanders’ secret recipe, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog finally puts to rest the age-old dilemma, “How can I make this fire a hundred bajillion times better?” This one-of-a-kind firelog from Enviro-Log, a leading manufacturer of firelogs made of 100 percent recycled materials, is the result of countless hours of research and development, all done over the last couple of months since we had this idea. Pick up a firelog today, and you’ll be wondering how you were ever able to enjoy a fire that didn’t smell like fried chicken." $18.99 each at KFC.