Not my lemming but it did make me laugh: the S’Mac and Cheese Lip Balm set from a limited edition collaboration between Panera and Holler and Glow. The duo includes 6g balms in S’Mac My Day ("golden, mac & cheese-scented balm that’s as rich and satisfying as your favorite spoonful") and Get That Bread ("a toasty, bread-scented balm with a soft, brown hue, evoking the scent of baked bread with every swipe") and is $8 at The Panera Shop or Amazon.
Cupcake-scented Hello Kitty plushies? You either need them or you don't. "This Cupcake-Scented Reversible Plushie is a stuffed toy with two different faces that allows you to express your emotions effortlessly—it's like having two plushies in one! These 4” tall plushies are perfect for showing how you feel at school, home, or the office, plus they’re soft and cuddly!" $8 at TeeTurtle.
So, I want you to forget whatever pungent blend of powder and flowers your grandma smelled like back in the day and instead have an open mind for today's modern floral fragrances.
— Read more, or just don't bother, in Sorry Grandma, But These New Floral Perfumes are Way Too Cool For You at Cosmopolitan (which your grandma used to read back in the day) via Yahoo! Life.
A lemming for (serious) fans of Carolina Herrera Good Girl: the Good Girl Superluxe Swarovski Collector’s Edition. "This luxurious interpretation of our signature stiletto is adorned with over 2000 hand-applied Swarovski crystals in shimmering hues of sapphire, aquamarine and gold. Each handcrafted bottle is presented in an elegant blue octagonal case, lined in satin." 50 were made; $10,000 (yes, I double checked).
I might just need one: the Mac and Cheese candle from Southlake Gifts. "The Macaroni and Cheese Candle Bowl is perfect for those with carb cravings without finding the perfect recipe. This handmade macaroni and cheese candle comes in a porcelain bowl and smells just like the real thing. Take it home and wake up feeling cheesy!" $20 for 160g at Nordstrom.