Cupcake-scented Hello Kitty plushies? You either need them or you don't. "This Cupcake-Scented Reversible Plushie is a stuffed toy with two different faces that allows you to express your emotions effortlessly—it's like having two plushies in one! These 4” tall plushies are perfect for showing how you feel at school, home, or the office, plus they’re soft and cuddly!" $8 at TeeTurtle.
What the world needs now? A Lush + Hello Kitty collaboration, maybe? Unfortunately there is nothing in the (limited edition) collection that appeals to me personally, but in case it appeals to you, here's the Hello Kitty and Friends perfume: "Like a fluffy towel, with sprinkles on top // Hello Kitty’s recipe for a sweet and kind perfume: wisps of sugary candyfloss wrapped up in clean, freshly laundered blankets—with a dash of Snow Fairy and Milky Bath magic! Best spritzed generously and shared with friends. // Patchouli oil adds depth and a comforting warmth to this fluttery fragrance. Hello Kitty And her friends have been busy at Lush HQ, blending powdery vanilla absolute and zesty Brazilian orange oil to create this sugary and clean scent!" $65 for 30 ml at Lush, where you'll also find other Hello Kitty items including bar soap, bath bombs and shower gel.
From Moon Oral Beauty, Hello Kitty Strawberry Mint Toothpaste. "Packed with sweetness and smile-friendly antioxidants, the pastel pink toothpaste is infused with Ethically Sourced Mica (polishes teeth) and Coconut Oil (reduces bad bacteria and neutralizes breath) - making this gentle, natural toothpaste safe for fans of all ages." Fluoride-free, $12.99 for 119g at Moon, where you'll also find the matching Electric Toothbrush ($79.99).
Will I ever cease to be amused by Hello Kitty? "The Crème Shop x Hello Kitty Advanced Body Cleanser - Strawberry Oat Milk helps promote youthful, glowy, moisturized skin" and includes squalene and ceramides, 500 ml for $15 at Ulta.
From Pixi's limited edition Hello Kitty collection, Makeup Fixing Mist: "Rose water & green tea-infused formula comforts, protects and balances skin for a fresh face". $15 for 80 ml at Ulta.