A fruit basket from Jeni's. "Apples, pears, and oranges … oh, meh! It’s time to retire the traditional holiday fruit basket. Here’s the gift upgrade every fruit loving, sour candy eating, jam spreading human you know will love to discover on their doorstep. The collection features six ice creams made with real, fresh fruit, including strawberries, peaches, and blackberries grown just for us." $68 for six pints, plus $13-19 shipping.

How about some honeysuckle in your tea or cocktail? Or tea cocktail? Prairie Sun Simple Syrup from Meadowland: "This Oregon-made, handcrafted simple syrup is created with lemons and honeysuckle flowers! It will be a bright addition to your summertime cocktails and desserts." $18 for 236 ml at Beautyhabit.

Hopefully I will forget all about the Carrot + Passionfruit + Vanilla jam from Confiture Parisienne at Beautyhabit: "The jam that can be eaten with Leon under the neon lights of Pigalle. Lovers of weak sensations, go your way. Here, we are with adults. Carrot jam?! But yes, but not only. Jeannot Lapin's favorite fruit - ask in the neighborhood, everyone knows - goes hand in hand with the sweet passionfruit. And now, in addition, the vanilla titillates everything. " $24, and don't look now but they also have Chocolate Banana spread and Chocolate Citron Basil spread. Argh. (Not hungry enough yet? Here's the Confiture Parisienne Instagram.)