It’s July, and you know what that means. Donatella, Our Lady of Scented Excess,¹ is wondering just how many bottles you might have acquired in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of 2017. Actually, she started wondering yesterday, right on schedule, and she’s rather upset that I was eating burnt ends and paddleboarding and whatnot, and totally forgot all about the damage poll. So do tell all, and then Donatella can get back to her very busy schedule of figuring out what millennials want next.

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Ah, April! The daffodils bloom, and Donatella, Our Lady of Perfumed Plenty,¹ pauses during her busy day to wonder, idly, just how many bottles you might have acquired in the 1st quarter (January, February and March) of 2017. Do tell.

My purchases…

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2016 is over, at last! Do start 2017 with a clean slate and a clean conscience — Donatella Versace, Our Lady of Perfume Profligacy,¹ wants to know what you bought in the 4th quarter (October, November and December) of 2016.

My purchases…

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October! That means it’s time for Donatella, Our Lady of Scented Excess,¹ to hear the confessions of her flock. Donatella wants to know what you bought in the 3rd quarter (July, August and September) of 2016. Update: the poll is now closed!

My purchases…

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And the year marches on…yes, it’s time for Donatella, Our Lady of Perfumed Abundance,¹ to check in with her flock. Donatella wants to know what you bought in the 2nd quarter (April, May and June) of 2016.

My purchases…

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