I'll take twenty bottles, please: Cloud of Protection from By Nieves, in a handy 30 ml spray. "Envelop yourself in a Cloud of Protection safe from illness, bad vibes and stinkiness. When there’s sickness in the air it’s nice to have a defense at your fingertips. Essential oils work very effectively on airborne pathogens. The essential oil molecules are very small. They stay suspended in the air a long time, providing you with a shield from airborne bacteria and viruses. Because essential oils vibrate at a high frequency, they not only protect you physically they can lift your spirits as well. Bad vibes can pollute your space and bring you down. Cloud of Protection empowers you to change your surroundings, making room for good fortune and happiness. Clear the air, clear the space, proceed gracefully." No idea what it smells like, but the ingredients include eucalyptus, juniper, rose, cedar and benzoin. $7.50 at Beautyhabit (also available in 120 ml for $18).

I'll take a vat, please: Deep Relax Balm by Aromatherapy Associates. "Take a moment and focus on yourself while enjoying the combination of Vetivert, Chamomile and Sandalwood essential oils working their powers in our Deep Relax Balm. Ideal for your handbag, this deeply effective balm works to gently soothe your mind and body in your moment of mindfulness." Around $25 for 7 ml.