Imaginary Authors' vegan leather journal is scented with Memoirs of a Trespasser, and comes with a sample of the fragrance and two Imaginary Authors ballpoint pens (featuring the slogan "there is only one way into a memory and no way out"). It would be the perfect thing for my imaginary diary. $28.
Provokes the lemming impulse.
Aye.
I could use this to fan myself when my commute is particularly, ummm, armpitomatic.
LOL!