
Jessica Simpson‘s debut fragrance, Fancy Jessica Simpson, is due to launch officially later this month. If you read here regularly, you already know that I’m pathetically out of it when it comes to pop culture — I don’t read People, I don’t listen to the radio, and I don’t watch much “live” TV — and so Jessica Simpson is as mysterious to me as the rest of them. I don’t know a darned thing about her personally, although I take it from prior comments here that she sings. But I do know one thing about her that is arguably more germane to this discussion anyway, and that is that she used to have a line of scented body products under the name Dessert Beauty.
The Dessert Beauty line, a collaboration between Simpson and Clean’s Randi Shinder, featured products like “Belly Button Love Potion Double Dip Fragrance” (in scents called “Juicy” and “Creamy”) and “Deliciously Kissable Hot Body Topping” (in “Maraschino Cherry” or “Caramel”). If those sound appealing to you, Fancy might be right up your alley…

