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Newest celebrity perfume deal: Michael Jackson

Posted by Robin on 1 April 2005 8 Comments

Seriously, you knew that was for April Fool's Day, right? But go ahead, nominate your own wacky celebrity fragrance. Extra points for including the fragrance notes! Of course, Donald Trump & Paris Hilton are already taken...

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  1. Anonymous says:
    1 April 2005 at 11:00 am

    I am fairly sure there actually was a Michael Jackson fragrance a couple of years back. No fooling.

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  2. Anonymous says:
    1 April 2005 at 11:15 am

    Wow, can you imagine trying to sell it now?

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  3. Anonymous says:
    1 April 2005 at 11:41 am

    Ok, how about Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell's new fragrance for dogs – Pink Tutu?

    V.

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  4. Anonymous says:
    1 April 2005 at 11:57 am

    How about a Condoleeza Rice fragrance called Eau de Diplomacy? Smooth and sweet (peach blossom, jasmine, sweet vanilla) over a core of steel (vetiver, musk, woods). It would be heavily marketed in the red states!

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  5. Anonymous says:
    1 April 2005 at 12:39 pm

    Excellent!!

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  6. Anonymous says:
    1 April 2005 at 12:40 pm

    I am cracking up over the “core of steel” — brilliant!

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  7. Anonymous says:
    1 April 2005 at 7:39 pm

    Anna Nicole Smith: TOP notes are full bodied.

    Mid notes: cracked bubble gum, essence of bleach

    Base notes: crushed Trim-Spa capsules, baby!

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  8. Anonymous says:
    1 April 2005 at 8:25 pm

    Perfect all around, P!! I'm surprised she hasn't released it already.

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